ANNOUNCING THE 2011 FALL FISHING FANTASY
Well hello again Fellas and greetings from the world wide headquarters of the Fall Fishing Fantasy which this year is Matt’s deck. This year’s FFF is Oct 14-16th so get your registration in early and be sure to write your t-shirt size on your check.
Now fellas I’m sure you’re all familiar with this scenario: you’re relaxing on the couch, a TV tray at your side on which is arrayed a lovely selection of your favorite snacks, it’s a beautiful autumn afternoon and you’re all prepared to watch Cleveland lose yet another game but you don’t care because it’s too beautiful a day to let those brown clouds get you down.
But just as the game starts you’re wife walks in and blocking your view of the TV says “Are you just going to watch TV all day? You could mow the lawn you know”. Now at this point because you are an FFF seasoned alumni you understand both the underlying emotional dynamic and how to handle it. What do you do?
Calmly you look at her with a smiling confidence only experience affords and say “Darlin, why don’t you trot on out to the Frigidaire and get me an ice cold Burger Beer”. Immediately you will see her demeanor soften and that tense affect melt away as her usually sunny disposition returns. Assured of your love and concern she gladly trots out to the Frigidaire to get you that ice cold Burger Beer, or whatever beer you prefer.
By using this simple command her sense of your care and concern for her is refreshed and she is again reminded of how important she is to you. Her significance restored she radiates confidence and composure and is now ready to take on any domestic task with joy and confidence.
Fellas this kind of humane treatment of one’s wife is a mystery to most men. However at the FFF you will learn these kinds of techniques as well as many strategies for relaxing and enjoying yourself in the great outdoors. Once again there will be mountains of bacon that is sure to satisfy the most discriminating of palettes. So come on out to the 2011 Fall Fishing Fantasy where never is heard a discouraging word, and yes we plagiarized that phrase.
Now the cost for all this excitement is just $70, or if you a student actually enrolled in classes the cost is $35 cheap.
Make your check payable to:
Paul Boyer
2125 Fairfax Road
Upper Arlington OH 43221
*Indicate your t-shirt size on the check.
ANNOUNCING THE 2011 FALL FISHING FANTASY
Well hello again Fellas and greetings from the world wide headquarters of the Fall Fishing Fantasy which this year is Matt’s deck. This year’s FFF is Oct 14-16th so get your registration in early and be sure to write your t-shirt size on your check.
Now fellas I’m sure you’re all familiar with this scenario: you’re relaxing on the couch, a TV tray at your side on which is arrayed a lovely selection of your favorite snacks, it’s a beautiful autumn afternoon and you’re all prepared to watch Cleveland lose yet another game but you don’t care because it’s too beautiful a day to let those brown clouds get you down.
But just as the game starts you’re wife walks in and blocking your view of the TV says “Are you just going to watch TV all day? You could mow the lawn you know”. Now at this point because you are an FFF seasoned alumni you understand both the underlying emotional dynamic and how to handle it. What do you do?
Calmly you look at her with a smiling confidence only experience affords and say “Darlin, why don’t you trot on out to the Frigidaire and get me an ice cold Burger Beer”. Immediately you will see her demeanor soften and that tense affect melt away as her usually sunny disposition returns. Assured of your love and concern she gladly trots out to the Frigidaire to get you that ice cold Burger Beer, or whatever beer you prefer.
By using this simple command her sense of your care and concern for her is refreshed and she is again reminded of how important she is to you. Her significance restored she radiates confidence and composure and is now ready to take on any domestic task with joy and confidence.
Fellas this kind of humane treatment of one’s wife is a mystery to most men. However at the FFF you will learn these kinds of techniques as well as many strategies for relaxing and enjoying yourself in the great outdoors. Once again there will be mountains of bacon that is sure to satisfy the most discriminating of palettes. So come on out to the 2011 Fall Fishing Fantasy where never is heard a discouraging word, and yes we plagiarized that phrase.
Now the cost for all this excitement is just $70, or if you a student actually enrolled in classes the cost is $35 cheap.
Make your check payable to:
Paul Boyer
2125 Fairfax Road
Upper Arlington OH 43221
*Indicate your t-shirt size on the check.